Sherlock Holmes, Ass-Kicker?

sherlock-holmes-movieWhy’s the new Sherlock Holmes movie got fans up in arms? Guy Ritchie, the guy who brought us Snatch and RocknRolla, took a franchise about a skinny pipe-smoking detective and turned him into… an ass-kicking pipe-smoking detective.

While loads of people hate this shift, the original Holmes was a helluva lot tougher than past movies have given him credit for.

Criminals knew that if Sherlock showed up, they’d probably get caught. You don’t think attempts on his life were made?

Sometimes, a guy hellbent on killing you won’t be stopped by your wit. Guy Ritchie sites the use of the word ‘apprehended’ in the Sherlock Holmes’ stories as why Holmes and Watson would know some martial arts. Sometimes, just sometimes, people don’t want to come along easily.

Haven’t you seen Cops?

Sherlock Holmes was an ass-kicker

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In the original Sherlock Holmes stories, several references are made to the characters being able to throw down.

• Watson, Holmes’ sidekick, is described as a master of ’singlestick’, a method of self-defense using, well, a stick.
• Sherlock is skilled with a sword
• Sherlock was a prize fighter, often using boxing skills to defend himself

When Sir Arthur Conan Doyle decided to kill Holmes in “The Final Problem“, he didn’t count on the uproar of the fans he’d gotten. He later brought Holmes back to life, writing that Holmes used his “knowledge of Baritsu” to protect himself.

Baritsu is thought to be a mispelling of Bartitsu, a martial art from when Jiu Jitsu became known in the west, but never became popular.

What Martial Arts would Sherlock Holmes practice?

Holmes was brilliant because he was an expert in several fields (chemistry, psychology, etc.). But the thing is, these were all single-mindedly applied to solving crimes. He was able to become knowledgeable of all these subjects because he only studied what he needed

It’s only logical (or elementary, dear Watson) that he would take a similar approach to self-defense. I think it would go something like this:

  • Mastering the 3-5 most common boxing techniques and combos
  • Learning self-defense applications for common items, like canes and walking sticks
  • Studying 3-5 simple and effective ways to disarm an armed opponent

Anything after that would just take over his mystery-solving time.

What do you think?

What martial arts do you think Sherlock Holmes would practice? Are you looking forward to seeing Sherlock Holmes, or do you think it’s going to be a cheese-fest? What do you think of remakes in general?

Post your thoughts in the comments!

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  • I saw Holmes on Monday, and really liked it.

    Your question about what martial arts he knew? I think you were spot on with your predictions, Dan. It definitely seemed centred around barefisted boxing and wrestling. His knowledge of anatomy certainly played into his techniques as well.

    Do you find many martial arts classes bring anatomy in the picture? Mine does to a good extent.
  • I can't believe I didn't think about his medical background! Now I'm really going to have to see it.

    It'd be cool to see him fighting Jet Li's acupuncture from Kiss of the Dragon...

    I think more martial arts classes need to bring anatomy into the picture. Reminds me of 'work smarter, not harder'. Fitness is great, but I'd love to know more 'hit the guy here, he'll pass out'.
  • Tam
    According to Watson, Holmes a master of the stick fighting art of 'Bartistu'. Of course he was going to be an ass-kicker!

    Cannot wait for this movie…
  • Should be pretty good. I mean, Ritchie's past flicks haven't exactly flopped!
  • Tam
    Dude, there was SO MUCH Wing Chun in that movie (not enough Bartistu, sadly)!
  • Looking really forward to seeing it. I finally watched Bangkok Dangerous, and was shocked that the Thai character used Wing Chun.
  • Ryan
    Hmmm, I didn't even realize that Holmes was an ass-kicker. I thought he just solved mysteries and had a pipe in his mouth.

    I will have to see the movie! Thanks for the article.
  • I knew about the boxing, but I didn't quite picture him the way Guy Ritchie's made him. Should be fun either way.

    Thanks for checking it out!
  • I am also looking forward to this, some fine british arse kicking!
  • I am really looking forward to watching Sherlock Holmes. Great article and very interesting read!
  • Thanks! I think it'll be along the lines of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
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